Check Your Bozone at the Door
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately shows little signs of breaking down in the near future
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness
Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you've been eating.